This book collects popular essays from the renowned Cranberry-Lemon University Press’s most illustrious scholars. Despite their questionable research methods, bizarre obsessions, personal vendettas, and often stunning lack of impartiality, the authors have irrefutably broken new ground academically. “How to prove anything” sheds new light on a wide range of topics.

Famed academics Dr. Tiffany Love and Dr. Chad Broman present a glimpse into their shared life via a series of papers that unravel the mysteries of modern romance. From time series analysis of mood swings to Pavlovian behavioral modification to sub-Nyquist sampling for balancing relationship attention with videogame performance, Chad and Tiffany find new and often startling uses for tried-and-true algorithms, gaining insights from which we can all benefit.

Can I avoid arguments by predicting moods with time series analysis? Can linear programming help us determine who should do the dishes? And, most pressingly of all… Can I fix him?

Academic writing has brought new knowledge into the world for hundreds of years. This book may be the most vital contribution of all. While some of the applications in this book may be niche even obscure reading will provide intellectual stimulation, spiritual enlightenment or, at the very least, some entertainment.

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Spis treści

How to Prove Anything. 30 absurd research papers no one else was brave enough to publish eBook -- spis treści

• 1. Dust, Heat, and Cumin: Low Budget Synthetic Authentic Mexican Atmosphere Sepia Filter for Modern Cinema
• 2. Novel Gravity and Velocity Based Time Dilation Methodology for Real Time Bitcoin Payment Processing
• 3. Me and My Friend Found Where the Coolest Part in My Room is Using the Heat Equation Because it is REALLY REALLY HOT OUTSIDE!
• 4. Me and my friend show that my dad's Airstream trailer goes faster with dints and that we shouldn't be grounded for hitting it with a baseball last Saturday
• 5. A Novel Method for the Safe and Effective Recycling of PFAS Plastics: A Black Hole Hawking Radiation Approach
• 6. Pink and Fire: Computational Fluid Dynamics Simulation Analysis of My Recent Gender Reveal Party Disaster
• 7. Congenital and Parent-of-Origin Prediction Factors and Risks of Baby Jazziness in Americana Live Births
• 8. Testicular Cancer Truck Nut Self-Examination for North American Pick-up's: A Cost-Benefit Analysis
• 9. Log-log-likelihood of Black Walnut in Random Forestry
• 10. Natural Log Exponential Log Growth Models in Hard Wood Nurseries
• 11. The No Regrets Waiting Model: A Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips
• 12. Who's a Good Boy? A Metropolis-Hastings Approach to Determining Foster Dog Names of Unknown Origin
• 13. A Re-examination of the Fermi Paradox: A Data and P(Doom) Driven Markov Process Approach
• 14. Comparative Space Saving Highway Interchange Design
• 15. Image Transfer Protocol Delivery Methods for sending Pocket Rocket Pictures to Tinder Matches
• 16. Unlocking Human
• 17. Yield Strength Comparative Load Bearing Analysis of the Limited Time Cheez-It Webbed Crunchwrap Supreme
• 18. Novel Techniques for Hijacking Self-Driving Cars
• 19. On The Tardiness Of Coworkers And How To Exploit It
• 20. Replying ‘Haha So True!' to Every Meme Your Friend Sends An Experimental Study in Preserving Social Bonds with Minimum Effort
• 21. A Time Series Analysis of my Girlfriends mood Swings
• 22. Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3
• 23. Sub-Nyquist Sampling While Listening to my Girlfriend
• 24. Who Should do the Dishes? A Transportation Problem Solution
• 25. Freudian Psychoanalysis of my Boyfriend's Gun Collection
• 26. Breaking Up with your Girlfriend but not your Friends: A Cyclic Graph Algorithm for Social Network Preservation
• 27. The Future of Romance: Novel Techniques for Replacing your Boyfriend with Generative AI
• 28. Winning Tiffany Back: How to Defeat an AI Boyfriend
• 29. Would He Still Love Me as a Worm: Indirect Sampling and Inference Techniques for Romantic Assurance
• 30. Efficient Methods of One-Night Global Toy Delivery